This post is written mostly by my Beautiful Wife. I have only changed the names to protect the guilty.
Here is her Tale:
This
morning The Little Boy (Are we really sure he is just 4 years
old) put on his "superhero" shirt and said he was going to go see
stepbrother. He put the leash on Max the Wonder Puppy, took the car
keys down from the hook by the door and went outside to the car. He put
Max the Wonder Puppy in the back seat, took his carseat, placed it in
the drivers seat, pushed the button and moved the chair forward to the
steering wheel.
Released the emergency brake and put the keys in the ignigtion. He then started the car....
I
had been watching from the door never in a million years
thinking he had the process down to this extent. When he started
the car I went out and dragged his screamming and kicking body, along
with Max the Wonder Puppy back in the house.
I am now getting my
clothes on and am going to take them to go for a hike and a long talk
about how some things are just for grownups.
As I was
explaining that he couldnt drive the car becasue it wasnt safe for him,
HE explained to ME that, "I honk the horn at people. Its okay, seee." I
think the trouble is going to come in convincing him that he isnt big
enough to do it and after him going through the process of starting the
car, I'm not really sure he couldn't be a better driver than most of the
people out there on the road.