So at work we have this vehicle for venting/asking questions and making comments that is completely anonymous. Most of the time they are little interdepartmental temper tantrum, or something dealing with an employee slacking off or being the managment version of a teachers pet. However one came through today that was so random, I had to share.

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time; and by "knit," I mean "kick," and by "sweaters," I mean "babies."

I have no idea who sent this or thought it up, but it made me laugh.

Update: Here is a link a friend sent with more Chuck Norisms