It kind of a been stressful weekend.
Thursday morning I was having some "Male problems" (I'm not talking
about commitment issues either), one of the boys was acting up. So it
was worrisome enough to make me go to the doctor. That was a little
tough, the doctor poked and prodded and grabbed me in such ways that we
are now considered married in 12 states. (no dinner or anything, men
are so grabby). After that little ordeal, he orders an ultrasound, or as
a friend likes to call it a man-o-gram. Of course they couldn't fit me in
until Monday. So the good doctor gives me something for my nerves,
because I would have been freaking out all weekend long otherwise.
Since The Little Boy's Disneyland annual pass was going to expire on
Monday we took him on Sunday. I don't think I've ever been on so few
rides. Turns out, that when you are on "something for your nerves" and
hurt, it's a small world is a pretty damn good ride. We also descovered
a new character at Disneyland, "Capt'n Cranky". We've even got
photographic proof.
Yesterday was the man-o-gram. I think the most interesting thing about the experience is
all of the little rooms they make you wait in. Three of them to
be exact. You just wait, they call your name and then you go to another
room to wait to be called. Finally Andrew came for me. Andrew was about
6 foot tall, dark hair, and eyes, and sounded as if he was from eastern
European descent. Andrew asked that I step behind the current and
remove my clothes from the waist down. I involuntarily shouted out
where my grandma hides her money. He asked me what I said, and I
replied "nothing". Then he had me put the gown on, and lie on my back
on table. I complied. Then he dimmed the lights and turned on some
smooth jazz. I have to admit this bothered me a bit, but it is only a
test I tell myself don't get up and run down the hall, (the gown that
was opened in the back was one of the deciding factors.) After twenty
minutes of the procedure which felt like two hours, Andrew said I was
done, and that my doctor would get the report in two business days. He
wished me good luck. Which I took to mean, there wasn't going to be
that awkward moment when he asks for my phone number, and I'd have to
explain to him that I am already married to the doctor.
So I am back at work today, trying not to think about the test results.
And hoping the doctor will call me in a couple of days and just say
it's some sort of infection caused from sitting on my butt too much and
not the dreaded "C" word.
Update: It was just an infection. Not the "C" word. Yeah!